[identity profile] the-mockturtle.livejournal.com posting in [community profile] starkiller_log
Из великого множества этапов подготовки наступательных операций генерал Брендол Хакс-младший больше всего любил тот, на котором полагалось придумывать им леденящие душу названия. Эту славную традицию Первый Орден унаследовал от Империи, где за недостаточно зловещее имя собственное запросто можно было полететь с руководящего поста.
Леденящесть, ввиду свойственной офицерам Первого Ордена эстетической недоразвитости, получалась так себе, но генералу нравилось. Прохаживаясь по шканцам "Старкиллера", он то и дело цеплялся взглядом то за барражирующий неподалеку флагманский звездный разрушитель "Кирдык" (класс "ресургент", бортномер 404), то за единицы сопровождения (эскадренные броненосцы "Буйный" и "Невменяемый"), то за вальяжно проплывающий за плексигласом БДК "Свободная Сатрапия", и в голове его, под форменным кепи, мало-помалу вызревало убийственное для врага словосочетание.
"Железный капут".
Именно так он ее и назовет.
Свою десантно-штурмовую операцию на Такодану, в детали которой он намеревался посвятить в обозримом будущем лишь узкий круг ограниченных лиц.
Себя, магистра Рена, капитана Фазму, начальника штаба, куда его девать-то, и кошку.
Ну, и повстанцев, конечно, а то вдруг они не успеют подготовиться.
С этой здравой мыслью генерал и направился в малый конференц-зал, где через четыре с половиной минуты должны были собраться все вышеперечисленные посвященные...

Date: 2016-04-07 03:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] asmela.livejournal.com
(не в образе, ржет под столом)
Ох ты ж! "Невменяемый"! Я бы на таком охотно послужила...

Date: 2016-04-07 06:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] drakoniha.livejournal.com
*нво*
с лентами, завязанными на лбу?

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Date: 2016-04-07 03:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] skyuni.livejournal.com
/прибыла на место первой и исчезла где то под столами

Date: 2016-04-07 03:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fish-owner.livejournal.com
* телепатически *
Надо же! Генерал и нас пригласил. Можно послушать, значит?

Date: 2016-04-07 04:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fish-owner.livejournal.com
* телепатически, гордо *
Никогда этого не скрывал, генерал!

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Date: 2016-04-07 04:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ravendoe.livejournal.com
*член узкого круга ограниченных лиц заходит в конференц-зал, улавливает носом запах растворимого кофе, слабо морщится*
*но растворимый кофе всё равно лучше никакого*
*магистр слегка вымотан второй неделей невозбранно творящегося на базе филиала Психиатрической Клинической Больницы № 4 им П. Б. Ганнушкина*
*он хочет карать и душить, а также спать*
*видит генерала и направляется прямо к нему*
Рад вас видеть, генерал. Давайте присядем?
Edited Date: 2016-04-07 04:40 pm (UTC)

Date: 2016-04-07 05:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ravendoe.livejournal.com
Да, пожалуйста. Если есть молоко, хоть синее, лучше с ним. Сахара не нужно.
*снимает шлем и с досадой запускает пятерню в волосы, потирая макушку*
*лучше бы он носил форменное кепи "Невменяемый", чем эту железяку*

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Date: 2016-04-07 04:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ravendoe.livejournal.com
*не в образе* корааааааблики! как же я ржу )) "Свободная Сатрапия" ААААААААААААААААА

Date: 2016-04-07 04:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] alla-hobbit.livejournal.com
*не в образе*
Ага "Свободная Сатрапия" - это таки шедевр! ;))

Date: 2016-04-07 05:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ravendoe.livejournal.com
да, чистая незамутнённая радость )))

Date: 2016-04-07 06:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] drakoniha.livejournal.com
Это игровой пост от Первого ордена? Может тег запилить?

Date: 2016-04-07 07:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] drakoniha.livejournal.com
такой подойдет?

Date: 2016-04-07 07:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] drakoniha.livejournal.com
кстати, у нас появилась Рей. По и Финн вернулись. Надо бы организационный пост исправить. Нет только Люка пока.

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Date: 2016-04-07 07:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] drakoniha.livejournal.com
*входит, чеканя шаг, становится по стойке смирно*

Date: 2016-04-07 07:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] drakoniha.livejournal.com
*становится вольно и нависает над столом*

Date: 2016-04-07 08:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mfonin.livejournal.com
*Агент Купер в смятении пьет сотую чашку кофе за игровой период, недовольно изгибая левую бровь из-за запаха не то горелого моторного масла, не то эрзац-кофе из ставки фюрера.
- Вот это поворот, - бормочет он про себя. - Конгресс, немцы какие-то - голова кругом.
Совещание в Волчьем Логове, Чапаев... Невменяемый...

Откладывает взятый было диктофон, отхлебывает еще кофе, и уютно умостившись в кресле, открывает томик "Чапаева и Пустоты".
- ...и мчащийся в закат по багряной степи, я часто думаю, как мне найти себя в этом живом потоке?..

Постепенно он погружается в сон.

Из красно-черно-бело-клетчатого пространства Вигвама проявляется суровый Чапаев в черной гимнастерке. Рядом с ним - Петр Пустота.
- Где мы? - спрашивает Петр Чапая?
- Тише, Петр. Человека разбудите. Мы - Нигде.
Вернемся лучше к ивановским ткачам.
В полной тишине они растворяются, до последнего не сводя глаз с Купера.

Купер спит.

Date: 2016-04-08 03:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hot-june.livejournal.com
(не в образе) Браво! : )
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